Kolaveri remix

Kolaveri IT version

White-u skinu clientu clientu Clientu heartu Blacku Issue u Issue u meet u meet u My appraisal darku Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di Dialogue1: mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye kaila KT eduthuko Pe pe pe pe Pe pe pe pe Sariya reverse KT sollu Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve Dialogue2:he he he he.. Super  ..

Pm man mohan singh visit to state bank

Man Mohan Sing proved his identity

Prime Minister ManMohan Singh walks into State Bank of India to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says: 'Good Morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?' Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. Could you please show me your ID? 'MM: (utterly shocked) 'I did not bring  ..

Rajini kanth punch for project managers

Rajini's Advice to Project Managers

Our super star the ultimate incomparable Rajini going to act as a Project Manager (PM) in his next film. Rajini's advice to all Project Managers: Our guys created a punch dialogue for him "How is it..?" "Commitment should be there, not commotion, pressure should be there, but should not be panicky, softness  ..

Bean swallowed mouth organ

Mr.Bean swallowed mouth organ

JOKES: Mr.Bean: I swallowed a mouth organ. Doctor : Good, you don't play a piano? Mr.Bean: ???   ..

Who can shake moon

Moon can be moved by

Ek aise aadmi ka naam batao jo moon ko hila sakta hai?? Chandrashaker Waiter, There is a dead beetle in my soup Yes sir, beetles aren't good swimmers..   ..

Bean jokes very funny

Difference between Orange and Apple

Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple?* Bean: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE Bean bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' BEAN  ..

Surgeon replaced womens ear

I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right." After the operation, bandages off, stitches out,  ..

Cricket players email address

Email address of cricket players

1 LAXMAN: available@home-only.com 2 KUMBLE: only@testmatch.com 3 SACHIN: admitted@hospital.com 4 KAIF: good@nothing.com 5 SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com 6 DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com 7 PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com 8 GREG CHAPPELL: only_experiment@noresult.com 9 Munaf Patel: only_line&length@nospeed.com 10 Harbhajan Singh: no_spinpitch@nowicket.com 11 Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com   ..

Donald duck walt disney

Name of Donal duck is Donald Fauntleroy Duck

1. Donald Ducks voice is one of the most identifiable voices of all animated characters. 2. Donald Duck is the mascot of the University of Oregon. 3. Donald has a star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame. 4. Donald has appeared in 7 animated features, this is more than any of  ..

A blind man in a store

Just looking around

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."  ..

Skydiving blind

Favorite sport parachuting

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me  ..

Co worker is a computer hacker

Find the hacker

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. 8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his  ..

Safe to swim here

Man hollered back

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't  ..

Error codes in windows

Windows loaded - System in danger

# WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger # WinErr 002: No Error - Yet # WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file # WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong # WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused # WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview  ..

Software life cycle

Life cycle of a software

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. 2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs. 4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs. 5.  ..